Articles by author: Jonathan Bernhardt

Century of the Vampire: Van Helsing (2004)
Before the Dark Universe graced us with a couple of really funny posts and nothing more, there was another failed Universal Monsters franchise -- Van Helsing! by Jonathan Bernhardt - Mar 14 2025
Games Industry News Roundup- March 11th, 2025
The news from the week that was is here, and there's a lot more Jeff Jarrett in it than there usually is.
by Jonathan Bernhardt - Mar 11 2025
Century of the Vampire: Dracula 2000 (2000)
This week in Century of the Vampire it's a film whose only good punchline is itself, Dracula 2000. At least Gerard Butler is looking good!
by Jonathan Bernhardt - Mar 07 2025
Century of the Vampire: Horror of Dracula (1958)
This week in Century of the Vampire, it's Peter Cushing vs. Christopher Lee in the 1958 Hammer Horror classic, Horror of Dracula.
by Jonathan Bernhardt - Feb 28 2025
Trench Club of Math: Injuries, Armour, and Bloodbaths in Trench Crusade
In the second part of Trench Club of Math, Max looks at injury rolls, crits, armour, and Bloodbaths.
by Jonathan Bernhardt - Mar 10 2025
Century of the Vampire: Dracula (1931)
In this week's Century of the Vampire, Bernhardt watches Dracula (1931) to see if it has anything going on besides big Bela Lugosi himself.
by Jonathan Bernhardt - Feb 21 2025
Avowed: The Best One of These Since New Vegas
Bernhardt takes a break from vampire movies (Lugosi Dracula still this Friday) to write about Avowed, which is the best Obsidian game in years.
by Jonathan Bernhardt - Feb 19 2025
Century of the Vampire: Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
This Valentine's Day, Bernhardt dives into the Draculas, starting with the biggest and sexiest of the classics: 1992's Bram Stoker's Dracula.
by Jonathan Bernhardt - Feb 14 2025
Century of the Vampire: Shadow of the Vampire (2000)
This week Bernhardt looks at the Dracula movie released in 2000 that ISN'T Dracula 2000: Shadow of the Vampire.
by Jonathan Bernhardt - Feb 07 2025
Century of the Vampire: Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979)
In this week's Century of the Vampire, Bernhardt watches Herzog's Nosferatu the Vampyre twice -- once in English, and once with Herzog's commentary over top of the German.
by Jonathan Bernhardt - Jan 31 2025