Tom "Lowest of Men" Lowman
Regular Goonhammer author Tom Lowman isn't just one half of the duo responsible for "Competitive Innovations in 40k" every week, he's also an accomplished player in the UK scene and leader of Team 6++. Tom finished 193rd in the ITC last year, including a 7th place finish at the Nottingham 40k Super Major. Tom is the lead editor around these parts, and we normally wouldn't let an Eldar player have that kind of power but we were betrayed by our own James "One_Wing" Grover on that front.
Innes Wilson
Innes
is Scotland, more or less. And in addition to being an entire country, he's also a hell of a Warhammer player, having finished second in the ITC in 2024 and 2025. Although Innes is a consummate Genestealer Cults player, he's not shy about jumping to other factions when it suits him. We're pretty sure that's all part of some long con, though.
Richard Siegler
Boy we sure called it back in 2020 with that whole "
GOAT" article didn't we? Few people know this but Richard was once an ordinary history professor until he was bitten by a radioactive (and possibly drunk) Nick Nanavati at a Warhammer event. That bite transformed him into ELO KRAMPUS, a dark beast who emerges from his hole in Florida once a year to terrorize the World Championships and utterly destroy everyone's hope of taking home the gold.
Jeremy Atkinson
Originally discovered in the Manitoba wilderness carving space marines out of walrus tusks, Jeremy is one of Canada's best players and a key brain behind
Stat-Check. Jeremy finished 78th in the ITC last year running a wide range of armies but his current preference is for Leagues of Votann. In addition to being a stats guy, Jeremy's also an expert on 40k's rules and occasionally helps out as a judge at Games Workshop events.
John Lennon
We've collected our share of Art of War weirdoes around these parts, but John is by far our favorite, likely because he's the most likely to put up with our bullshit. John finished second in three consecutive World Championship events and it's only a matter of time before he
snaps and piledrives someone through a table finishes the fight and takes home the gold.
Ridvan "Skari" Martinez
Also known as "Archon" Skari, Skari is what you'd refer to as a "faction specialist" in polite circles and a "dark eldar pervert" in most other circumstances. But even when Drukhari are bad, you can count on Skari to put up results with them - something his 6th overall ITC finish in 2025 showed.
Floof Cox
The
other best Genestealer Cults player in the world, Floof haunts the Southwest coastal area of the United States, terrorizing the local populace with deep strike antics and crossfire. Floof put together an impressive resume in 2025, finishing 53rd in the ITC. As of this writing, they're currently 37th in Elo.
Ben Jurek
Once a respectable Orks player with a bright future as a faction specialist and beloved icon, Ben was seduced by the dark side of "playing busted armies" at the start of tenth edition, switching to Eldar. Since then he's been a top ITC player every year, joining Art of War and finishing 9th in the ITC last year.
Mike Pestilens
The brains behind
Warphammer, Mike Pestilens is one of the game's foremost authorities on Chaos bullshit, from Daemons to their mortal slaves. Raised in the backwoods of Alaska by a family of Warhammer-playing bears, Mike is a melee specialist and an expert in combat positioning.
Garrett Moore
Garrett is a seven-foot tall monster from the swamps of Southeast Texas and an absolute terror on the tabletop with his Space Wolves. When he's not rolling bullshit 11" charges out of Deep Strike he's wrangling Mexican drug cartels, cowboy style. He's also been known to roll out with Blood Angels and Leagues of Votann from time to time.
Robert "TheChirurgeon" Jones
It's me, cha boy. I'm here whether you like it or not, writing about playing with Chaos factions. And besides, they can't stop me anyways.