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+++ Missive from Princess-Knight Commierta Azule-Astra, First of Her House, to All Remaining Challengers +++
There is nothing this House will tolerate less than desperate, obvious, uncouth, unchivalrous cheating, and as the first of my House, I speak for it! You’ve ruined the honor of my father, my older brother and my older sister! You’ve threatened the honor of my House itself! You fools! You charlatans!
The better part of valor isn’t discretion, it’s violence. The thing next to godliness isn’t cleanliness, it’s victory. But you all know that already, don’t you? The Joust continues. You will be there. I have to accept that. So this is my proposal to you idiot knaves: House Azule-Astra will run this thing to the letter. We enter the demarcated arena. We fight. We live, or we die. And there’s no support ships, no pit stops, no stoppage rules, no timeouts, nothing. NOTHING! I promise you a swift death. And I promise you that if it goes the other way, idiot, I’m not going to beg. You’re not going to pull me from the wreckage. You’re not going to put my House in a cage and make it your pet. If you’re gonna Joust me, you better aim to kill me. You better make it count. You better end it on the first strike. Because that’s what’s coming back your way. And it’s coming fast. Ask the last guy. Ahhhh. Hahaha.
I am Princess-Knight Commierta Azule-Astra, and when you fight me, you have to forget about the rest of the universe. They’re heading to Keplon. They’re heading to Hope’s Clarion Call. They’re heading wherever they want in Vadinax. You’re here. And if you face me, idiot, you face the end. Squire up and launch.
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After their protracted, Necron-infested pit stop at Haxan, the Imperial forces from Kephistrone have arrived at the Auger of Truth and engaged the forces of the Trans-Hyperion Alliance. Having already seen off the Astartes of Strike Force Gladius and the Genestealer Cultists of the Departmento Laborum, the Votann dig in one last time to defend their ticket off of this ancestors-forsaken planet.Tags: 40k | Warhammer 40k | Narrative Play | Crusade | Vadinax
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