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+++ INCOMING VOX TRANSMISSION: Shanker Gord’s Missive to the Assembled Chaos of Vadinax, Before the Siege of Hope’s Clarion Call +++Pray for swiftness on Hope's Clarion Call. Either a swift defense, or a swift death.
It seems…that Keplon…won’t be joining us…for the ressssst…of itssss…life.
But hells and bells, it seems so lively on the other side of it! This is Shanker Gord, Dark Apostle of the Scourged, and Ihhhhhham reaching out to you on the ones and the twos to tell you that hhhistory has points of no return. Such as hhhistory is. To every single one of you who has contributed to this moment, the thrones of secrets, blood, pleasure, and plague will be yours! For all this and more, just a few more installments of war. The relic of Keplon is ours.
You will understand the ffhhhuuullness of your deeds in time. We’ll write ballads bloody across skin and make our enemies scream them in the warp. Especially the elves! But know this: the relic of Keplon is also now Abaddon’s. The Despoiler is well aware of your progress and it brings him something those of us below his understanding of the Four interpret as satisfaction. He will, when this great music reaches its final height, find all things that he has not taken delivered to hhhhim -- and the Void will become us.
So let’s get rowdy with it, boys and girls, killers and churls. I want metrics. I want reportables. I want things that make our rivals become us as they cry and shit and scream in terror. I want you to be able to point at a place on a planetary map and proudly tell me or Abaddon or your god, “I bent their sword against them there, and I made them into ruin.” Or similar. Ihhhhffff you’re effective enough, you can just grunt. We’ll look out upon the plain of your destruction, and intuit the thing.
Get up, get fresh, get out. Get in your ships. Hope’s Clarion Cull. The final bastion of our lesser brothers and sisters, misses and misters, in this system. Get to it; run through it. I want you to take a chainsword and a flamer and make every person on this planet as small as you possibly can. I want you to find new ways to torture, infect, defeat, and destroy everything about them. I want you to find new business to start in the corpses of their families that might please the Void. I want you to compromise the entire idea of sacred buildings. I want you to make the great statues there into things the fabric of reality hates. I want you to get artistic. I want you to get silly. I want you to have fun.
Can you do that? Can you have fun for me? Can you deliver Abaddon a planet so perverse that when those quailing little priests call in their failure ships, it spits the fire back? I think you can. I think you will. I thhhhhink you must.
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At long last - after defeats in their raids at Grand Kriosa, the fall of Valern Citadel, and their attempts to regroup and stabilize the situation, the Imperial defenders of Tern’s Endeavor find themselves defending the outskirts of the planetary capital against the raiding warbands, surely the vanguard of a greater Chaos offensive. And yet, not all eyes turn toward this dubious jewel of the storm-wracked rock. Investigations and private agendas bear fruit, as the true nature of the world and the reason for this fierce conflict begins to dawn upon the commanders who fight over it.
(Hastily dropping down to orbit after their failed attempt to claim a share of the ailing station, a Tau strike force discovers Tern’s Endeavor positively teeming with hostile forces, even on the surface. Credit: “Theseus Protocol”)
(“Twice-Born” possessed stalk the fog of war at the outskirts of Tearfall… an approach that would soon be validated, as Captain Faustus of the Ultramarines threw some of their more reckless companions bodily from the top of a manufactorum complex.Credit: “Krayon Prince” Darryl.)
(The Sons of Medusa swoop in to bring the fight to battle-automata of the Theseus Protocol, surely not the last conflict between two forces in pursuit of archeotech secrets. Credit: “Theseus Protocol”)
(A scouting detachment of the Duskborn ventures out of a secret smuggler encampment to reconnoiter a webway gate, only to find an Aeldari force already scrambling to meet them. Credit: Quinn “Lhyon” Radich)
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