Alright with the fantastic neon goblin taking a week off CWL duties, I’ve stepped up as penance for making them look at all the horrendous shit I tag as CWL in the patron discord (hey! Join the bloody discord!).
https://www.instagram.com/p/DEdC4MQSvi9/?igsh=aGJtd3BhM2d3eWFrI’ve been following redwetskeleton for a while and they might be the best in the business. Demons should horrify on every level, and that’s what you get here, beautiful and terrible.
Lest I make the whole thing horrifying shit, it’s worth taking a break to appreciate something we all like - tankhead. Dieselpunk gundam? Is it better than straight up gundam?
https://www.instagram.com/p/DAaS43Bud6q/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==It’s not all about weird unsettling, sometimes it’s weird paint methods - watercolours! On miniatures! This is absolutely fantastic, pushing the boundaries of how we paint miniatures out of our comfortable and boring acrylic box
This is how you do it. Organic forms mixed with angular, sculptural pieces, jet black gribbliness and beautiful green toned skin, taking the grimdark palette out of oranges and reds and toning it way, way down. Beautiful work.
https://www.instagram.com/p/DE1-dlrIHk5/?igsh=OXYxZXBqbjhyNWxxWe’ll finish off with some beautifully depressed trees. I feel a great kinship with them - maybe therapy and upping the fluoxetine will put a rictus grin on those sad little faces.
Aeldari are back, every aspect is now in plastic and you’ve got to wonder what this lot will find to complain about now. Our resident elf perverts have done one hell of a job getting it all together. You know what? Let’s take a moment to appreciate the insanely hard work it takes to get this stuff up for preorder day. Well done, Elf Perverts.
Codex Aeldari Review Detachment Focus: Windriders Detachment Focus: Ghosts of the Webway Detachment Focus: Devoted of Ynnead Detachment Focus: Warhost Detachment Focus: Guardian Battlehost Detachment Focus: Seer Council Detachment Focus: Spirit Conclave Model ReviewHungarians are on the prowl, clearly attempting to win the “most angular tank” and “deathtrap SPG” awards, while Ilor checks out some filthy peasants.
https://dev.tabletopbattles.com/goonhammer-historicals-bolt-action-hungarian-gendarmerie-border-guards-zrinyi-and-toldi-iia-reviews/I dont get Battletech, but I love reading the mech reviews. They’re genuinely funny and interesting even if you think battletech is for weirdoes too dishonest to play hex and chit normally. I’d CWL them every week if I could.
https://dev.tabletopbattles.com/battletech-mech-overview-cougar/Remember when magic was all about wizards doing wizard stuff like mana rocks? Well now they do akira slides. I don’t know how we got there but I know people who could probably tell you, so go find out from them.
https://dev.tabletopbattles.com/a-first-look-at-magic-the-gatherings-aetherdrift/The 40k meta seems to be in its Low era, trying out a load of different stuff after a series of insanely good albums/lists. Read wings and lowest of men trying to divine which lists are Sound and Vision and which are Always Crashing in the Same Car.
https://dev.tabletopbattles.com/40k-competitive-innovations-in-10th-holding-space-marines-pt-1/We also launched Fury of the Beast, Co-op anti-Ork 40k which is going to be absolutely brilliant, another excellent reason to hop onto the patreon discord.
https://dev.tabletopbattles.com/goonhammer-presents-fury-of-da-beast-ork-horde-mode/We’ve decided to subject Goonhammer editor Crionjb to watching a hundred years of vampire movies, presumably because we thought him hammering through my prose wasn’t punishing enough (one subordinate clause! Two subordinate clauses! Three subordinate clauses! Ah ah ah ah ah ah!).
Nosferatu: Symphony of HorrorKeewa dives into abhumans with a zeal that will certainly result in inquisitorial censure. Is tolerance in abhuman society a ham fisted commentary on the concept of the “good minority”, or are they just reasons to add fantasy races into 40k?
Lore Explainer: AbhumansTags: Content We Liked | Orks | demons | trench crusade
Thank you for being a friend.
Infinity N5 First Principles: Understanding the Outcomes of Face to Face Rolls
Tactical Feedback: Timing the Go-Turn
Support us on Patreon to get access to our Discord and exclusive App features.
Thank you for being a friend.
Already a Patron? Login with Patreon.
Visit our incredibly official store on RedBubble.